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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Purple. Yes. At Funerals.

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
With a bow tie?
In which colour?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
yellow
and I would be surrounded by LA Lakers cheerleaders, so as not to stand out
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
can I be one of them?
I'll be the fatty clumsy one.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
the fatter and clumsier the better
I want you to have a beer gut hanging over your rah-rah skirt, and gout lumps on your wart-covered feet
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Oh
I better start eating like a pig, then. Give me 5 months and I'll be perfect.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)
I own a purple suit.
And have worn it at a funeral before.

Too bad it shrunk at the dry cleaner's. I really like that suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:52, Reply)

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