When I was a student
we lived in Archway, Norf Lahndahn on a horrendous estate. We were robbed by pistol-toting raggas (luckily for me I wasn't there at the time) who knocked at the door and steamed in. We may or may not have been drug dealers at the time.

I was left penniless two weeks into the first term of my second year - not the best of starts.

EDIT I also got into a brawl in a hip hop club once (white-knighting some inordinately nice-looking women who were being pestered by a super-drunk chap), when it all calmed down I realised I had this fellow's neck chain in my hand so I had inadvertantly robbed someone, in effect. I still have it somewhere - it's fucking horrible, I should flog it to Cash4Gold or another of those Gippo companies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Archway story....
I think Guy Richie stole this.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

ROBBED AGAIN!!!!111

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)