Haha!
This is brilliant!

I'm very, very sorry that my repeated use of the same joke has upset you so much, I'll try not to do it anymore from now on Chompy, I promise. I'm also sorry that I contradict myself online, being a decent sort offline and playing the character of a git online clearly has you flummoxed
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Like I said, I'm done.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Glad to hear it, Bobby EDIT Ah, shit. I meant Chompy
but try not to get so worked up in future. If you feel yourself getting upset from now on, just step away from the computer for a while and scream into a pillow
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I don't know why I'm involved in this fucked up mating ritual.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I'm sorry too mate,
As it's only Mr look at me, look at me who is carrying it on I will be ignoring it from now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

shut up, Chompy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

You've upset him bert,
you owe the whole of offtopic an apology.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Dear Off Topic,
I am very sorry, but it is all your own fault.

Regards,

Bert Monkeysex (aged 28 and three quarters)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)