I'm starting to feel a bit uncomfortable about treating Psymon's nan's passing with such levity.
So I'm going down the "what I'd have at my funeral" route.

For the bit when everyone's sad and says what a decent sort you were - Song To The Siren by This Mortal Coil.

Then afterwards in the pub when after a few drinks people start to say that you could be a bit of a twat, and how they'll never get that £20 back now - Funeral Stomp by Robert Lloyd & The New Four Seasons.
(Cave Duck, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well, he did anounce it on the internet
that's like putting Joey Deacon on Blue Peter and not expecting kids to belm at each other for the next 25 years
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Sentiment noted
but if you cant rely on b3ta for some twisted humour to cheer oneself up then what can you rely on?
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)