I DON'T CARE

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yes you do Bert, you just hide it well.
Now be a dear and put the kettle on.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:08, Reply)

I BLOODY WILL WHEN I GET HOME, ALRIGHT?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:13, Reply)

And don't forget the biscuits.
I get sick of reminding you about the biscuits.
I hope they're more crunchy than last time.
Right soggy they were.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:17, Reply)

tea and cookies....you load of fairies

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Not 'cookies', biscuits
This ain't sesame street, you yankee fuck
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:27, Reply)

a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet
you fucking poof
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:30, Reply)

You're just jealous
because your uncultured civilisation consider mass school shootings a national pastime, and have yet to develop the necessary social skills required for high tea.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:49, Reply)

high tea!
it's for limp wristed sissies.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:07, Reply)

I haven't got any biscuits
but there was an offer on at the Esso garage, so I've got a bag of Caramel Nibbles, Crunchie Bites, and some Tropical Fruit Bubble-icious
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:25, Reply)