It's the GENERIC EVENING THREAD !
Alright there?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:21, 67 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

this week it well_fucking_shit
and it's only chewsday
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Tell us all about it.
I read something that I was quite proud about today, Camron's having a sleep-over at Obama's yard, but he took a Buisness Class flight with BA, rather than a private flight, saved £200k. He also said that he's very pro-american, but not an idealistic lapdog [paraphrasing: like blair was]. Makes me proud to be british to read that, even more proud when the paper _still_ slated him for it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Oh wow, it's nice that he did that.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:56, Reply)

Yeah, even though he's fucking this country over far quicker than Noo Labia did in 13 years.
He should have gone economy. Or better still, got a volunteer to fly the fucking 'plane.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:36, Reply)

*baffled*
that's all I have.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:53, Reply)

I'm upset Gonz
the bash is on Saturday, I can't come to the bash and impress all the male B3tans with my flex-y muscles and snog all the lady B3tans if it's a saturday.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:48, Reply)

And why can't you go if it's a saturday?
Waxing are we?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:59, Reply)

I've given up on hair removal, it's a lost cause
I can't do Saturdays as there is a person in my life who is far more important to me than any of the fucking incredulously dim reamtards that inhabit this absolute shithole of a messageboard
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Ah, daughter day.
Can't waste the lube.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Fantastic ! I'm pleased you have someone in your life you can turn too and say "hay, it's me, what's up? ... Oh, nothing, just fancied a chat"
Everyone needs someone like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:10, Reply)

I'd like to have more chats like that with you, Gonz
What's your favourite kind of sushi?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Can't really decide, I like a range of things.
The bits that I really love is Salmon Skin, salmon avacado, soft shell crab... In maki or tamaki form. yakatori chicken, tempora and Katsu... But my fave is prawn (ebi) goyza.

I think it would be interesting to talk to you too, whats your fave food? Do you like books?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:26, Reply)

I like books, but I couldn't eat a whole one
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Alright?
I'm mostly releived. My last shift is Friday then I leave my job! Been working stupid amounts of overtime so yeah - glad that it's all nearly finished cos this job is seriously doing my head in now it's nearly over.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)

I DON'T CARE

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Yes you do Bert, you just hide it well.
Now be a dear and put the kettle on.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:08, Reply)

I BLOODY WILL WHEN I GET HOME, ALRIGHT?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:13, Reply)

And don't forget the biscuits.
I get sick of reminding you about the biscuits.
I hope they're more crunchy than last time.
Right soggy they were.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:17, Reply)

tea and cookies....you load of fairies

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Not 'cookies', biscuits
This ain't sesame street, you yankee fuck
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:27, Reply)

a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet
you fucking poof
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:30, Reply)

You're just jealous
because your uncultured civilisation consider mass school shootings a national pastime, and have yet to develop the necessary social skills required for high tea.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:49, Reply)

high tea!
it's for limp wristed sissies.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:07, Reply)

I haven't got any biscuits
but there was an offer on at the Esso garage, so I've got a bag of Caramel Nibbles, Crunchie Bites, and some Tropical Fruit Bubble-icious
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Alright Gonz?
I'm well bored.
(berk, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:21, Reply)

same
looking forward to Sonisphere?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Yeah, but he means 'bored'
As in unamused or lacking in entertainment, not 'bored' as in ' just received a darn good drilling'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:33, Reply)

she not he
and do I look like an oil well?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:49, Reply)

You most certainly do not, Amberl
and apologies to berk, for some reason I keep assuming that she's male.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Very much so
I have an early entry ticket too so there's only just over a week to go *boogies*
How are you? Are you looking forward to it?
(berk, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)

same
got an early entry ticket as well. Should be fantastic. You camping with friends? I'm hoping my foot is better before
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I'm hoping the weather isn't shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Many, many times this.
Although of course mud is a traditional and integral part of the festival experience...
(berk, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:38, Reply)

the best weather is cold and dry

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Indeed I am
although I'm definitely up for a mini bash with you, darth and vipros should the opportunity arise. What's up with your foot?
(berk, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:36, Reply)

darth ain't coming anymore

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Aw, what?
The massive great fairy. Do you know why not?
(berk, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:48, Reply)

his mate is a jagermeister rep who had a promise of a spare VIP ticket
but it didn't work out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:53, Reply)

It sounds to me like Darth might just be another delusional fantasist like Ed

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:16, Reply)

I watched that program.
I laughed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Awwwh.....!
I just had a look, that poor woman he duped seems really lovely and everything, I hope that he feels thoroughly ashamed of himself, and that he's being raped good and proper in chokey
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:29, Reply)

He's out
As evidenced by Medical_Male...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)

blimey
B3ta says he hasn't posted for a while, but his profile's only 7 months old, and all this must have kicked off about 18 months ago. Why is the lunatic still trying to pass himself off as a doctor?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)

We THINK it's Ed
he was first "Geek", then changed to happily married, childededed dog owning super-doctor.

The man's a fantasist, obviously :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:42, Reply)

Yeah
He told me he was ginger
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 7:53, Reply)

I want to see it
but can't get iplayer here. How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:29, Reply)

:(
Devastated, stressed, and unhappy.

I've been discharged from my psych, though, which is scaring me. I really need to get a new one ASAP.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:35, Reply)

that sounds awful
I've been meaning to gaz you for ages. How fast can you get a new pysch though?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I'm going to the health centre on Friday (I think)
to sort out prescriptions and shit like that.
Then I think I'm going to go and sit in a cardboard box in the garden, drink a lot and be moody.

Come back to England, and London.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)

I want to be back
I even miss the weather. I fly in on Wednesday next week, so if you want a moody drink I'll be around.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:47, Reply)

My box awaits.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)

I look forward to it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Do you know what might cheer you up?*
Plan a Manchester bash. I couldn't go to the last one :)


*I'm not mocking your mental health problems btw. But it MIGHT cheer you up, and every little bit helps, right?
(berk, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:12, Reply)

I'm back to London today
but yeah, reading week possibly.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I don't want to start another new thread
but I'm in need of a little assurance, and a third person perspective on the events that took place on my way home tonight.
Getting on the train I walked by four fairly attractive young women and sat down. I sat, faffing about with my phone the whole time I was there, but every time I looked up one of those girls was staring at me, and I mean angry, sex predator staring at me. Perplexed, I kept looking away and trying to ignore her, but then I heard her telling her friend to come over and sit with me. They all started giggling and falling about, while the slightly goofy, but attractive girl of around 25 years old (the rest of them seemed a bit younger) kept staring at me as she applied some make-up.
Getting off the train I had to walk by them again, goofy girl and her friend quite deliberately craned their necks to watch me go by, still giggling like a couple of kids, and as I stood by the door waiting to get off, she pointed at me, saw that I'd noticed and got all embarrassed, while she and her friends continued to fall about giggling amongst themselves.

What the hell was all that about?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:05, Reply)

She wanted to rape you
but you were too observant for her taste
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Goofy girl wanted to rape me, or her friend did?
I'd have happily allowed either of them to, but the whole thing was a bit weird, and it left me feeling a bit freaked-out
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Maybe you hadn't
put your cock away from your previous raping of the evening, and they could all see your willy? It would explain the giggling.
(berk, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:40, Reply)

I can imagine that they would be giggling because I'm not the best looking bloke in the world
my ears alone are fairly comical, but no, I definitely didn't have me cock out.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:45, Reply)

it was probably a b3tan, they've got that rapey eyed stare down
that 'Ima gon eat you up, sugarlump' sort of stare that could creep the skin off an orange
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:40, Reply)

that's a possibility I hadn't considered
but goofy girl also looked a bit like a girl I used to work with, so there's a possibility she was a sister or relative who had somehow seen me without me knowing.

It's so scary and annoying that it's doing my head in.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:47, Reply)

on the plus side
you won't ever see them again. It could genuinely be that you had your shirt on inside out or something, and they were dopey enough to find it intensely amusing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Nah, I'm going to assume that they were mocking my overall physical appearance
and spend the rest of my life hunting them down just so I can say 'I don't even care!' and then run away crying.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:13, Reply)

you're probably going to cry in the shower tonight anyway

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I already have
but my laptop was getting wet, so I had to stop
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:22, Reply)