She wanted to rape you
but you were too observant for her taste
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Goofy girl wanted to rape me, or her friend did?
I'd have happily allowed either of them to, but the whole thing was a bit weird, and it left me feeling a bit freaked-out
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Maybe you hadn't
put your cock away from your previous raping of the evening, and they could all see your willy? It would explain the giggling.
(berk, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:40, Reply)

I can imagine that they would be giggling because I'm not the best looking bloke in the world
my ears alone are fairly comical, but no, I definitely didn't have me cock out.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:45, Reply)

it was probably a b3tan, they've got that rapey eyed stare down
that 'Ima gon eat you up, sugarlump' sort of stare that could creep the skin off an orange
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:40, Reply)

that's a possibility I hadn't considered
but goofy girl also looked a bit like a girl I used to work with, so there's a possibility she was a sister or relative who had somehow seen me without me knowing.

It's so scary and annoying that it's doing my head in.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:47, Reply)

on the plus side
you won't ever see them again. It could genuinely be that you had your shirt on inside out or something, and they were dopey enough to find it intensely amusing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Nah, I'm going to assume that they were mocking my overall physical appearance
and spend the rest of my life hunting them down just so I can say 'I don't even care!' and then run away crying.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:13, Reply)

you're probably going to cry in the shower tonight anyway

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I already have
but my laptop was getting wet, so I had to stop
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:22, Reply)