I see!
There was a little straggler outside our pub for a while in a similar situation.
Seagulls seem to hate the poor landlord. He's always being savaged.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

They're vicious buggers
especially when nesting. Never walk through coastal cliff areas during seagull breeding season without an umbrella, or at least a big stick.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Or a dog-lead

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I'm thinking a sword.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

A flame-thrower

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Ah, roast seagull!
I heard the other day that a certain Chinese chain restaurant round these parts had been selling seagull masquerading as chicken.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

An Indian restaurant near me were caught on camera
When two waiters ran into the car park, grabbed a hapless duck, and pegged it back into the restaurant.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)