Well, you said you didn't like bacon, which is fair enough, loads of people don't.
Take for example, the extreamly religious, extreamley alergic and the extreamly wrong. They tend to find that bacon is to salty and generally dislike the fat, which although has lot of flavour, if it's not crispy, can cling to the mouth, take time to chew, and the provides unpleasent thoughts along the lines of "Oh god, I'm in public, I can't swallow this vile thing that's in my mouth, yet I can't spit it out because I'm with some very good looking company. This is worst than the time I ordered a steak at Harvester on a date, there was more in my napkin than in me.". Streaky Bacon is called that because it has a lot more fat. Therefore, if it is not cooked to a crisp point, it has an unpleasent texture. However, to get the fat right, it means burning the meat part, which unless you're a good cook, also ruins it. When I said you don't want to try his streaky bacon, I'm using Streaky Bacon is a synomimumoumunuunmnmnmnmiuiu for his penis, which I also presume you don't want. However, I could be wrong in that regards, and if so, please accept my appologies forthwritly.
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