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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was a very late starter. But I caught up quite quickly :/
also, outdoor sex is messy, in the woods, dirt, sand, whatever...you've got sticky bits that attract dry stuff...not that fun. Blankets don't help much.
(, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I will bear that in mind

(, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Also
The smell of your semen may attract sharks
(, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
it tends to do that

(, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
This is why it is categorically not safe to have a beachwank before you go surfing

(, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
I've never been tempted

(, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Well yes, the thought of getting sand in one's jap's eye is quite off-putting

(, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
what about on one of those springy asphalt surfaces
like in playgrounds....wait I should stop talking now.
(, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)
I don't even know what that is!
I've heard swings and rocking chairs are good
I like regular chairs.
Or car seats with the door open. Oh yes, that was nice.
(, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)
rocking chairs seem like a good idea
but whether it was the particular chair or not, it didn't work well for me

and I like normal chairs too (for having sex in, not just as chairs)
(, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)
I'm picturing you sitting in a chair by yourself
just going "man I love chairs"
(, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:11, Reply)
come on now
tell the truth, you are there as well
(, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)
In Engerland
the newer playgrounds have this stuff that's made like a normal asphalt surface, but they put something in it so that it's got a foamy effect to it and it's slightly springy. I have no idea what it's made of but it's great, kids don't graze themselves or get hurt when they fall on it.

I heard swings were good but I got stuck in a swing (again the playground) a while ago and now I've got the fear.

I've never had sex in a car, it just looks uncomfortable, I'd probably get my foot stuck in the glove box.
(, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:04, Reply)

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