If you pass a building site on the way home
See if you can grab a good piece of scaffold, about a foot long is best. If you like, when you get home you can personalise it a bit, maybe write your name in nail varnish on it, but use your best hand writing.

At the next lesson, when this vapid bint starts beakering again, take out your length of decorated pipe and slam it into the back of her knees. Watch some videos of riot police in action if you want to know the best swinging technique (don't want to pull a muscle in your arm).

When she's on the floor, probably crying and looking surprised, slam that pole right on her quim and shout "The Pole does not tolerate pussies!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:50, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha this is definitely the way to go!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

'I like this'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

hahah
bow down before the awesome power of the Pole!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Capitalise the 'T' of The Pole
It makes it more foreboding.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)