First year of uni
I pulled a girl from the Rock Soc. and we went back to hers. Alarm bells rang when she introduced me to her flatmates as her 'new boyfriend' (having kissed for the first time about an hour ago). She said we weren't going to have sex, which was fine by me, but halfway through a steamy snog sesh she breaks away and says "Ooo I'm so excited, I want you to meet my mum! She's coming up tomorrow!".

So, I've established she's a bit weird (she's happy to be snogged by me) and incredibly Full On, so obviously I had to do something about it. The next day (I didn't meet her Mum), we were out drinking with friends and I take her to one side and explain that she was a lovely girl, but I wasn't after a relationship, and I'm sorry if I gave her the wrong idea. I tried to be nice and polite, but she grabbed my NIN longsleeve tshirt (that I was holding, as it was hot), and ran out. I tried to go after her, but her mate stopped me and told me to leave her to it.

For about 3 months, whenever I saw her she was wearing my NIN top. I eventually got it back when she latched on to a guy who fancied himself as the next Brian Molko.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I wonder where she is now
I mean, do these people ever get normal or do they eventually meet other t-shirt-stealing batshits?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I don't know
Not seen her as 'Friend of a friend' on Facebook. Quite glad of that too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Brian Molko has tiny teeth

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

and big gums? and smells of piss?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)