I like this
"You know, Labs, given that he had three bananas for breakfast I'd say his fwap is likely 60% potassium"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*chews, appearing lost in thought*
"The elasticity confirms this"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

there's a flaw here
I fucking hate bananas
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Ironically, in an unrelated matter, the bloke who sits at the desk next to mine is holding a banana
It's a big banana. I said it reminded me of my penis. Not in terms of size, but rather shape, consistency and colour

He gave me a strange look and put the banana away
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

excellent work
how is the new job going?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Aww, aren't you sweet for remembering/asking
Not bad cheers. Although my client portfolio seems to be changing by the day. Apparently I'm now in charge of Legal & General. Not the whole company, you understand. Not yet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

aren't I just?
glad it's going well.

you twat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Yes you are
cunty-chops
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)