Invent an automated JMG reply-o-bot
Which can also be configured with Amorous Badger and Bert Monkeysex modes.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Aw, don't lump me in with those two
I was way better than JMG back in the day
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

It's a backhanded compliment
Like comparing you to Bowerick Wowbagger.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I liked that compliment though, it made me feel special because he sounds like a stand-up bloke

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I want to be able to use it.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

That's an idea
You could have an open bot account, log in to it and then set it to launch into automated arguements with certain posters.

It would take all the effort out of being obtuse.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I think it'd be more useful
to have 4 reply buttons:

Reply - Reply like JMG - Reply like AM - Reply like BM
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Oooh, I like your style
Maybe cr3 can make one?

We could arrange adequate QOTW cover for when JMG, AB and BM go on their holidays.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Good idea!
Do you know cr3? I don't know anyone here who can make that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I've met him
He's disconcertingly youthful, but he's a techie genius.

*gazzes*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Oh, you're one of the lucky ones
I hope we get it, but I think it'll be difficult.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)