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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh, look
100+ replies. New threat.

Talk about what you like to do to annoy some b3tans.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:37, 168 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
exist

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I'm so upset with you.
Your cook. Bah. Not even a bit of "bj girl" or nothing. Your cook.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Obviously being a hot latina chiquita
I'd break your back with some angry, gymnastic sex too.

Don't feel left out, senorita.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Thank you
That's more like it. I thought I had to get all grumpy with you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
new threat?
don't tell me you've gone all dangerous on us?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Hahaha
I'm not going to edit because I like your answer and it wouldn't make sense if I do. :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Im just grateful someone started a new thread. Bert only has one funny and it gets old fast.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)
shut up, Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)
see, it's always the same. It's sad that you try so hard but keep going.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post798984
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
I will never click on anything you post. If it's not paedophilia it will be a shit joke.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)
it's a link to my post above
saying 'Shut up, Chompy'

So shut up, Chompy
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)
the prosecution rests......

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)
You never learn, do you?
I wish you'd just shut up and go away, you're harshing my mellow now Chompy
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)
What is there to learn?
Bert is irritating - tick
Bert is an attention seeker - tick

I don't think I need to be aware of anything else do I?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
you see, this is the sort of attitude we like
people bitch about it being cliquey on here, but all you need to do is bust your way in and make yourself at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
What Vipros said
also, excellent new sig
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
you did it too
and a few others recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)
The trick, in my estimation, is to work out who's actually nice and gaz them for guidance behind the nasty people's backs
Hence Bobby's new sig
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)
will you stop giving away my secrets!
EDIT - but cheers
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
You're more than welcome mate
We shall crush them from within

I don't know why I said that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)
made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Then it has served some purpose
which makes it better than Gillian McKeith
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
steal their cheese from their fridge

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Invent an automated JMG reply-o-bot
Which can also be configured with Amorous Badger and Bert Monkeysex modes.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Aw, don't lump me in with those two
I was way better than JMG back in the day
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
It's a backhanded compliment
Like comparing you to Bowerick Wowbagger.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)
I liked that compliment though, it made me feel special because he sounds like a stand-up bloke

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I want to be able to use it.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
That's an idea
You could have an open bot account, log in to it and then set it to launch into automated arguements with certain posters.

It would take all the effort out of being obtuse.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I think it'd be more useful
to have 4 reply buttons:

Reply - Reply like JMG - Reply like AM - Reply like BM
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Oooh, I like your style
Maybe cr3 can make one?

We could arrange adequate QOTW cover for when JMG, AB and BM go on their holidays.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Good idea!
Do you know cr3? I don't know anyone here who can make that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I've met him
He's disconcertingly youthful, but he's a techie genius.

*gazzes*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Oh, you're one of the lucky ones
I hope we get it, but I think it'll be difficult.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Sleep with them
So far, it's not working...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Because you haven't got to sleep with them?
Or because they take pity on you and don't get upset when you can't perform?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Hmm...let's say both
I've slept with 2, but that was a veeerrrryyyyy looooooong time ago
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Oh, really?
Am I the only one who hasn't slept with another b3tan? (Mark doesn't count, I met him before this, in fact, he introduced me to you lot)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I haven't slept with one

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
I've slept alongside b3tans
But never so much as kissed one on the lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
I have
it was Kaol though, and he kind of forced himself on me
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
I managed to escape that
And Catface doing the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I couldn't escape
he grabbed hold of my beard :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
That's harsh :(

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Amusing mental image, though.

(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Well, yes
I've slept in the same bed as BGB, but that's it. No kiss or anything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
In that case, BGB's cat doesn't count either

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
I'm not so sure you didn't kiss it
or something else, as it couldn't stop looking at you. I think it was in love.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Well, I could understand if it were.
The important thing is, I didn't bone it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
It boned you?
Or you used your fingers?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I've never even met one
and my cock isn't big enough to do it from here

Yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Keep exercising it
You'll get to it one day!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I like to not be homeless

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Make a thread all about me in a really tragic attention-seeking way
I need a new sig, people. Go nuts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I make shit images in MS Paint
Usually ones that point out how Chompy is a creepy rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)
dunno about shit
that *ahem* special image you made was pretty awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)
That was special because of how fucking creepy it was

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)
true
I still liked it though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)
I don't remember it
Link?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
It was never posted
I only sent it to V
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I see
I need to be more special, eh?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I can do you a picture if you like
You're lovely, so I'll try to make a flattering one.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
I'm scared

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Don't be scared, it's ok
I'll take my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
You talk like one of this old gentleman
to their young wife, on the wedding night.

Nobody ever talked to me like that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
I am a gentleman, although less of the 'old' please!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Well, it just sounded like that
an old man talking with his new virgin wife on "the night"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Earlier you were thinking of me wanking
Now you're making me think of deflowering you after a glorious wedding.
This just isn't right.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I know, I need a b3ta holiday
I only see sex everywhere.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Is that such a bad thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
When I'm at work and can only think of getting home as soon as possible
yes, it is.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Surely that just adds to it?
The buildup, the anticipation, is everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
No, no
I'm very, very impatient. I love surprises, but only when they're completely unexpected. If I have to wait for something... buf... I'm impossible.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
it was not on general circulation

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Because that needs pointing out

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)
His victims certainly would've appreciated it.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Fine, I'll be original
Here's Chompy dressed in a lion costume being taken hard at London zoo.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
that is fucking superb

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Excellent work!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
is that his real face?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Bert would claim it's yours

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
yeah but Bert's a genuine spastic.
I can send link to what I look like but I have been told it's not proof
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Shut up, Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
I don't know, ask the 6 offtopicers who can't stand me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)
everything you do
and everything you say
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
who sung this?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Solar Race - In a While
actually, HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Could you name these 6 OTers?
I can't believe it's that few
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Baiting people is childish, but I have noticed that certain subjects often get a response from certain OT members
Although Monty refuses to be baited on anything nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Ooh, I don't know about that
but I wouldn't bait him now, he seems like a good bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)
That is a problem
I used to enjoy baiting a certain OT member with "Exeter is shit" comments, until he turned out to be a nice bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Exeter IS shit
everybody knows that
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)
assuming you are talking about me
I don't remember that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)
The Colonel is obviously less adept at baiting than he might like to believe

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)
perhaps
although my memory is quite faulty in some respects
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Can't imagine why

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)
who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Are you being sarcastic, dude?
I don't even know any more...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
I only did it a few times and it was never as blatent as "Exeter is shit"
There's a certain OT member who is always quick to defend Reading University, but i've only used it a couple of times.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Reading must be shite
Judging by the only criteria I feel confident to apply, the standard of their DanceSport team
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)
You can't imagine how illiterate you sound now
Reading must be shite. Well, it depends on the book, doesn't it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)
"Reading" is a piss pot town near London
Pronounced "Redding"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
(Ta, I know that)
It was a game of words...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Nah
If the book's good enough, they'll make a film of it, and that's quicker and easier. Simples
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Oh, oh, oh
I hate when Mark says that. So much. I'm in the border of angryness now. Grrr
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Lucky for you that I was joking then
Mark's not joking. Sleep with me to punish him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
But you'd never cheat on your girlfriend
Why are you so cruel to me?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
You'd never cheat on Mark either
so it's hardly cruel... if anything, it's crueller to suggest that you might, knowing I won't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
No,
It's crueller for you to ask me to do something that we know you won't ever do. Mph.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
...which you wouldn't do either?
If Ms Foxtrot ever dumps me I'm going to track you down and buy you dinner.

Then shag you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
We'll see about that
Maybe Mark will dump me first and then I'll stalk you and fuck you first.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
You'll be in for a hell of a surprise
when you book us a hotel room, scatter rose petals on the bed, ply me with alcohol and say "Go on then, fuck me"

...and I do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Surprised?
Is it going to be so dissapointing?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Yes
I am absurdly well-hung but have very poor eyesight and thus my aim is rubbish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
I'm not hoping you'll aim from the distance
And I can give you a hand with that. I'm more worried about performance.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
You're easy peasy to bait (i've only done it once)
I said your favourite film was "Assablanca"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
was that when I told him he was a casa-wanker?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Sure was

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
I have since realised that although it winds me up when my friends bait me about being gay IRL,
on B3ta it tends to be both imaginative and harmless. Do your worst, bitch
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
It's no fun when you know you're being baited
you massive bumgay
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Sadly all I have to taunt you with in return
is that you're crap at baiting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
I certainly am now that i've given my baiting secrets away.
Perhaps I should just get on with my job.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Ironic that I can accuse you of being crap at baiting
Whilst completely failing to come up with any original baiting tactics
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
The only good thing in Reading is the Madjeski
brilliant little stadium!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Yeah, yeah, it's alright for you and your megalithic 21st Century enormodome
to most of us the Madjeski is a brilliant decent-sized stadium
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
well it is a lot smaller than the Emirates. Still superb facilities.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Mate, the Death Star is smaller than the Emirates
Put the croissant back in the box
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Only 'cause it's busy plugging your bumhole

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Would the Death Star
be big enough to fill his enormous anal chasm? I keep reading how Darth has been bum plundered so often, it's like TGB's veejayjay in there.
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
ha
supposedly one of your lot is being linked with a move up North to Parkhead - can't imagine why though
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Eh?
Who?

*edit* Doh, Sol Campbell of course. Had him in my head as a free agent which I guesss he will be soon..
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I think he will stay with us for one more season.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Yeah
I do consider him someone motivated by money though.. So 1 season with Arsenal or 2 elsewhere? Depends on the salary I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Technically that was a reply to me
Don't worry me like that, the squad's thin enough as it is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
ha
i'm more worried about the fact we're bringing in Championship players for an assault on Europe. Although in our first CL campaign, one of our more potent weapons cost us 50k, and played second division Scottish football

Kelvin Wilson - that's the one.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
That Gary Hooper is supposed to be rather good though
not sure about Wilson...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
as long as SOMEONE is good
quite looking forward to the mexican TBH
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Indeed
Wondering if he's more of a Scott Brown type player though which would beg the question what's the point in Brown? I'm liking Ki, good to see McCourt get a runout and I'm hoping Samaras stays.

Seems to be a shitload of players in the squad though...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
No chance
He's a Nottingham lad, he'll want to go up with us. If somehow we fluff promotion again, he'll be off as he's too good for the Championship
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
ppf
if I was from Nottingham, I'd be wanting outta there on the first bus
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
here, I'm not so sure
on /talk, all I have to do is post on a regular basis and they get annoyed
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)
I've never annoyed anyone, ever
I'm the best that this site has to offer
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
a harrowing indictment if ever I've heard one

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
In five years this'll all be rubble and there'll be a fucking statue of me, I tell you

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
That statue will be of you on all fours
getting fisted. By (insert popular b3tan here).
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Oh no! I heard that (popular b3tan) is built like a donkey!
I don't want my statue to be viciously sodomised in such a way
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
built like a donkey?
that would be an awkward fisting, what with the hooves an' all
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
It's when he gets his head up there and his ears pop out of each testicle

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Cushions

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I enjoyed writing the 'BUMDER ALERTS' for a while
Because they seemed to have a faithful audience whilst getting on everyone else's tits. But I think that one's long since run its course. Time I found a new way to be a general nuisance.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I got hit with some of those. Funny! and has led to me using 'bumder' in real life
to the confusion of my friends.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
I disagree
*breaks into Glee medley whilst doing an especially hip-wiggly Salsa combo*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Most of them made the popular page

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Yes, you need something new
and refreshing, colourful and happy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I like talking about football
ruffles a few feathers. Also not pandering to Bert's awful sense of humour goes a long way...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I feel I should know who you are
but can't be bothered to make the effort to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I am Finn McCool, a.k.a TDW, a.k.a The Dirty Weeker
I keep changing my name to surprise and delight.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Finn McCool and The Dirty Weeker are the same person?
well I never!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I'm so popular
that most people picked this up instantly
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I probably knew that already
but as I have mentioned, my memory for certain things is dreadful
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
there is not enough sport talk really in here but the sport forums
especially football are populated by window lickers.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Yes
I do find that an issue sometimes. I do recommend the blog Zonal Marking for higher qquality football chat.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
cheers buhuddy

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
If only there was somewhere you could sport talk,
or indeed talk sport.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
But b3ta should be open to all discussion
Music has it's own forums elsewhere, same with film, technology, money, wimmin, travel, etc. But they aren't hounded out like cancerous scrotes!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
call them bobbychomp

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

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