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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Don't be scared, it's ok
I'll take my time.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:12,
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16 years ago)
You talk like one of this old gentleman
to their young wife, on the wedding night.
Nobody ever talked to me like that.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:15,
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I am a gentleman, although less of the 'old' please!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:17,
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Well, it just sounded like that
an old man talking with his new virgin wife on "the night"
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:21,
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Earlier you were thinking of me wanking
Now you're making me think of deflowering you after a glorious wedding.
This just isn't right.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:22,
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I know, I need a b3ta holiday
I only see sex everywhere.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:26,
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Is that such a bad thing?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:27,
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When I'm at work and can only think of getting home as soon as possible
yes, it is.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:29,
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Surely that just adds to it?
The buildup, the anticipation, is everything!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:33,
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No, no
I'm very, very impatient. I love surprises, but only when they're completely unexpected. If I have to wait for something... buf... I'm impossible.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:47,
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