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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lucky for you that I was joking then
Mark's not joking. Sleep with me to punish him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
But you'd never cheat on your girlfriend
Why are you so cruel to me?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
You'd never cheat on Mark either
so it's hardly cruel... if anything, it's crueller to suggest that you might, knowing I won't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
No,
It's crueller for you to ask me to do something that we know you won't ever do. Mph.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
...which you wouldn't do either?
If Ms Foxtrot ever dumps me I'm going to track you down and buy you dinner.

Then shag you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
We'll see about that
Maybe Mark will dump me first and then I'll stalk you and fuck you first.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
You'll be in for a hell of a surprise
when you book us a hotel room, scatter rose petals on the bed, ply me with alcohol and say "Go on then, fuck me"

...and I do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Surprised?
Is it going to be so dissapointing?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Yes
I am absurdly well-hung but have very poor eyesight and thus my aim is rubbish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
I'm not hoping you'll aim from the distance
And I can give you a hand with that. I'm more worried about performance.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

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