Why do you ask those things here?
You know it's going to be something gay, don't you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Honestly, I find it hilarious
especially since you'd shag me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I'd only shag you because you're gay
and it doesn't count if you're gay, you know?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Tell you what,
when I fuck you I'll keep reminding you that it doesn't count, and I promise not to enjoy it at all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Good then
I hope you come anyway, or I'll feel I haven't been good enough for you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Oh well, as I would hate to upset you
Just for you I'll cum all over your face. As a favour. You'll owe me one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Not over my face, no!
I want your babies!!

*laughs crazily*
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Oh dear
Backed yourself into a corner now. Ms Foxtrot doesn't want kids. I think you've just answered my every prayer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Really?
Are you my dreamed man? Because Mark doesn't want kids either (or getting married, really, he's doing it for me), so maybe we have the wrong partners.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Makes sense
Let's jack in our life partners for each other. I'm sure the last couple of months of occasional internet banter are sufficient foundation for an eternally happy partnership
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Deal
But I'm not cancelling the wedding, so you better be ready for the 8th of January. Most of my family don't know Mark, so nobody will notice.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Awesome
I'll be able to lord it over all my mates about football by association
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)