Good, Better, Best
I often think that it is the fine differences and judgements that say so much about us. A bit like the old line that the Leninists hate the Trotskyists far more than they do the fascists. I don't care if someone thinks that Roxette are a better band than The Stranglers but can't bear the thought of anyone thinking that The Clash are.
So anyway, some lets have some of your examples. The subject and the graduations used are entirely up to you.
I'll start us off with a couple.

Current Tories
Smug: David Cameron
Smuger: George Osborne
Smuggist: William Hague

Female BBC News Presenters
Oh Yeah: Susanna Reid
Oh Yeah-er: Reeta Chakrabarti
Oh Yeah-ist: Emily Maitlis
(Cave Duck, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:28, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't understand
how do I tell you what I'm having for lunch?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Heh.
That would be the ace, acer and ace-ist things that you might have for lunch today.
(Cave Duck, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

But I have sandwiches for lunch
Not playing cards and laptops...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I like what you've done there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Yeah it's 'ace', isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

he's an acehole

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Yes, that worked well.
and in a very vaguely similar vein.

RACE


RACER


RACIST

(Cave Duck, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Has anyone else noticed the ocular resemblance between Nick "Fat, failed-king-of-the-racists" Griffin
and David "Wonky-eyed Bandwaggoning Lord of the Shirters" Bowie?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

His eyes are so fucked.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

very good :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Don't mind me, I'll just carry on for my own amusement.
Cartoon Villians
Scary: The Hooded Claw
Scarier: Cruella De Vil
Scariest: Scar
(Cave Duck, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Smuger?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Vipros, post sex-change, after he starts pursuing much younger men

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

You could have done the Grammar Nazi, Grammar Nazi-ier and Grammar Nazi-ist of B3ta contributors.

(Cave Duck, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

'Confused loners'
Confused: Colin Stagg
Confuseder: Barry Bulsara
Confusedest: Moaty RIP

BONUS BALL: The Croydon Samurai
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Wot no Peter Sutcliffe?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

No, I think Sutcliffe was quite clear rather than confused in his thinking.

(Cave Duck, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)