Sounds like a cool dream
Up until the last bit.

The last sex-dream I had was...odd. The sex was purely mechanical, no sense of pleasure at all, just humping. I felt cheated.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:05, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My last saucy dream was BOSS,
but I woke up before the best bit
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I don't believe I've ever had a proper saucy dream
If I have, I don't remember it, and that sucks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I always wake up before the best bit
And my pants are all sticky and there's a funny smell in the room.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

And your mum's there pouring tea on your nuts

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I keep telling her to get her prescription adjusted...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

last naughty dream I had
was rubbish and a bit alarming
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Sorry, it's never happened like that before!
I'll make it up to you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

get out of my head Leo

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

As if you'd kick Leo out of your head

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

probably not to be fair

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I wouldn't
If only to then blackmail a couple of million out of him.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

that's what you claim

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

it wasn't a sex dream
as I explained in the last sentence! It was all deep and shit. Well, not really.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

n't
shit sweaty, hard and heavy, and I'm sure at one point we were connected by two double-enders, just writhing and spasming, before finishing up with an epic squid-bumping sesh.
Well, not really
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

mmmm squid
I'm hungry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)