I nearly died on it
It should be illegal. Your head sticks out of the bogseat and then shakes around and your neck nearly snaps.
And your body is convinced you're dying, so you could pee or poo or confess to murder while you're on the fucking thing
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I nearly had a fricking heart attack on that damn ride.
It surprised the hell out of me when we were standing at the gates, next in line to go and the people in front had just been strapped in, then the light goes green and it just fucked off. Proper blink and you miss it stuff. I was pretty complacent til I saw that, then I was a bit O_O
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

It says to keep your head back against the rest
And my body's clearly tougher than yours, although it does make my willy feel weird.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

wtf

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Like, my general genitalia area
Some rides, like Rita, makes that area feel odd!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

wtf

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Don't make this awkward

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Oh like when you go over a humpy bridge in a car and your stomach flips and the sensation kind of sinks to your bits?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Yes, just like that
That lurching feeling.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Eeeeh, maybe people who like rides
are perves getting all aroused by them
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

It's not arousing at all
In fact, were I to have a chub-on before the ride, I dare say that it would diminish, not be further engorged by it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Ok shush now lad

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I thought we were being all open about things
Sharing personal details, because we're so comfortable with each other?
Wow, now I feel awkward.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Oh look, a seagull

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

*dies a little inside*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Was that your phone or mine?
I'll just check in case it's a text
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

*watches you look at your phone*
*clearly sees the screen's blank*
*waits for you to say "I've got to take this, sorry" and walk away*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I've got to take this, sorry
*legs it*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

*sighs*
*ponders if he can remember how to tie a slipknot*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)