Keep it to yourself, ey love?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

no it's dead funny
honest
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I just think that this isn't the place for such personal information.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

*bring bring*
"Hello?"
"Av yer washed ittt?"
"Yeah."
"Sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Ok. Trah."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

*awkwardly stares at his feet*
*checks watch, and looks around*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

He also stole my phone and sent a message to a lad I used to go out with
saying "ooh Sarah, me minge is killin me".
He din't send it to Sarah though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

a girl I know said the guy she's seeing
(who won't admit it to anyone else) said he refused to sleep with her because she smells. She said "he's kidding, it's funny". Her friend and I were like o_O
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Does she smell?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Yes, you do.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)