I'm a work-shitter
You're being paid to shite, and it saves money on toilet roll.

It's a no brainer.

Also, if I go for a swim at lunchtime, I always have a dump afterwards, then I can wash my arse properly in the shower.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

With another man's cock?
You disgust me, even after all these years.
( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Don't be silly, Clendrix
I use my own cock.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Well, at least it's keeping busy.

( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

It'll be getting a full workout later tonight
Which I'm looking forward to.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

A clean arse for the weekend. Nice.

( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I meant my cock is getting a workout
My arse will just be, well, there. Doing arsey stuff, like farting.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)