If you get to the bogs first thing in the morning
you can have the first crap after the cleaners have been in.

I've only watched X-factor because I've been in someone else's house when it was on. It's about as interesting as pulling my arse hairs out. But less satisfying. So I don't watch it if I have the choice.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

So you have a choice, and any sensible person would choose not to watch it
but kids aren't sensible.

Even after cleaning the bogs at my work are grim
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

It's not the kids
It's the adults who watch it that worry me.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

the adults that watch it are either backward, or watching it with their kids

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)