I tend to sit for mine.

Alt Q: The winning act should be a Michael Ryan, Dylan Klebold, Richard McBeef and Moaty tribute, with hilarious consequences.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You'd stand in some older French establishments
The rooms with the hole in the floor and two boards for your feet.

Quite a unique experience.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

A friend of mine
once slipped over in one of them. He said it was like The Somme. Worse still, whilst he was grubbing around in garlicky merde, the lightbulb in there blew....and then he got a nosebleed.

Rarely has a tale of such piteous woe made me laugh so hard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

please god no

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

That is worthy of this week's QOTW
I think you should mosey on over there and post it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)