Every time I go to ASDA, I see two of the big crate trolly things (what they use to stock the shelves) blocking entire asles.
I always think to myself "If they pushed them a little bit together, you could completely block it, which is what I presume is what you're trying to do", or a simple "For pete's Sake". Once or twice I say it out loud instead of in my head, once someone shouted at me because of it, she goes "What did you say? WHAT DID YOU SAY?", and I'm all like "Nuffin'", 'cus I'm passive aggressive.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm like this
a bloke in a van drove across a zebra crossing as I was about to step out so I said "dickhead" but he had his window down and he stopped and shouted at me so I ran off in fright
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

you should have called his pint a poof and chinned him in the tits

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I think that would have confused rather than damaged him

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)