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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm guessing nothing I own will fit Bertand if I did have a pair of trousers like that, he'd probably sniff them rather than wear them
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Why?Are you a fat bastard?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:35,
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Not any more, thanks to all the fucking joggingBut I have a lot of 34" waist jeans that I can't yet afford to replace. That's what belts are for
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)
well then stop being a dickI'm a 32" waist, you 32yo waste
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:40,
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So I'm right about my stuff not fitting you, in shortAlso, whilst that was a very clever bit of wordplay, it won't be accurate for another 41 days, THICKO
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)
fuck you, old timeryour nana wants her trousers back
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:44,
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MY NANA'S DEAD, YOU HORRIBLE CUNTBOTH OF THEM
Hence, the trousers are mine now
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Oh man, you called a 31 year old 32 years old, TOOOOLD.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:56,
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