no wai!
if I broke my bed frame I'd just leave the mattress on the floor
I'm not about destruction
and really, puking on my dog would be tragic, she'd shake it off all over everything in my room
still, I'd rather clean it off everything else than my new bed
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Leave the plastic cover on, you'll be sorted if you piss yourself when drunk

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:21, Reply)

I say! Madam, I've never had this problem!
What sort of drunken floozey do you think I am?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:26, Reply)

ahem

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:32, Reply)

please, go on

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:49, Reply)