Alright fuckers?
I'm about to go out on the lash and get me some fit laydeez.
What about you?
(Stiff Richard, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:48, 64 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

waiting at Euston for my fit lady

( djtrialprice, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:54, Reply)

I was at Euston yesterday and on Tuesday, true story,
It's almost like that film Sliding Doors, except instead of 5 minutes, it's a day and a bit. And instead of two potential lovers, it's two people from the internet. And instead of, well, I ain't seen the film, so I donno. But I do hope I'm not the only one listening to Aqua's "Turn Back Time".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:07, Reply)

I was at Euston earlier, my mp3 player battery died on me. I did a sadface because I couldn't listen to Aqua anymore :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:09, Reply)

Four of some of my favorite people all in one place but at different times !
Animals in the jungle, as I'm sure you know, urinate on trees, so other animals in the jungle know they've been there, so they can eaither meet up or avoid them.

I'm not saying that's the best sollution for the four of us, not saying that at all, but maybe, just maybe, we wouldn't all miss each other if we did that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:13, Reply)

I was in Paddington station
the weekend before last

you guys need to have more pungent wee
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Well probably going to the bash tomorrow would help...

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:21, Reply)

Oh sweet, I'll be doing my best to be there, I got a family thing on in the day but should be able to make it =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:44, Reply)

I shall look forward to it :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Ditto !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:36, Reply)

bash ugly convention, for ugly retards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Oh you're coming along too then?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Slow






































Clap
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:13, Reply)

pfft

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Stuck at work for another hour
and taking it out on Gonz. It's all his fault
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:58, Reply)

Gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:07, Reply)

You're SUCH a cunt, Gonz
I should be spending this time with my little girl teaching her how to play GTA, but instead I'm here telling some fat fuck on the internet who shits himself that I don't like him very much.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:09, Reply)

I don't think she'll be old enough to play GTA, at least, on a legal level.
I'm not sure it counts exactly as actual real offline child abuse or just bad parenting of which if the mother of your child would find out; would have grounds to take away your access.

I just don't know at all.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Nah, she doesn't play it properly
to her it's a 'reality simultor' she just wanders around, drives the odd car or motorbike, has a little swim and goes to the fast food restaurants. She's blissfully unaware of the violence the game is supposed to contain
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:14, Reply)

I'm pretty sure there are more sutable games that would provide the exact same entertainment (on the basis of what you said), that wouldn't constitute as bad parenting.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:17, Reply)

she plays plenty of her own games
Barbie, SingStar, Happy Feet and stuff, and in fact rarely even touches the playstation as she would rather be outdoors.

...and I would rather be a bad parent than be so hideously repulsive that no woman would ever want my seed, you fat cunt.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:21, Reply)

This entire sub thread made me smile well done you two.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:25, Reply)

and you can fuck off an' all
you fat rapey cock
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:33, Reply)

Calm down man you can go home and see your daughter in 25 mins

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:35, Reply)

that's no excuse
you student-touching, revolting, elephantine husk of an impotent whore of a man
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:37, Reply)

How comes gonz get much more personal insults?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:39, Reply)

I don't know that much about you
do you have any disabilities, debilitating illnesses or terminally ill relatives?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:40, Reply)

nope, and I've not even slept with you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:41, Reply)

ooh ooh, I am currently homeless though, do that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:41, Reply)

I can't think of anything
there's something about Gonz that genuinely sets me off, I don't know if it's the way he writes, or that in the pictures I've seen of him he looks fat, extremely smug and utterly repulsive, or even if it's just that so many people seem to like him, but he turns my stomach most of the time.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Everyone who reads that will know what it's like to find a b3tan that turns their stomach.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:45, Reply)

He's not the only one though
I've had similar feelings towards Kaol, Herr Doktor Lemminge, a couple more that I can't remember, and this guy I went to school with.
There's just something about them all that makes me want to tear off my own skin
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:50, Reply)

That sounds like a symptom of mental illness
apart from Kaol, obviously.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:08, Reply)

You're probably right
but counselling's pointless, and I don't like messing with medication, so what's the answer?
I prefer to think that I am actually right, and that there is something in those people that most others can't see, something about them that doesn't make them quite right.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Aliens!
It's "THEY LIVE" all over again...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:37, Reply)

I hope you're right
I wouldn't want to think that my hateful overreactions were for nothing
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I think it's because I'm everything you want to be, personality wise.
The genuine nice guy who can stand up for himself, and doesn't resort to matching up words that aren't in my gulag vocab with a sware word.

That I know nobody wants to fuck or date me, but on the same note, people in general want me in their company.

That although I'm fucked up in a few sences, and dispite all my trials and tribulations, I have a possative outlook on life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:49, Reply)

No Gonz, that's not it
It's the way that you write like a spasticated child, it's the way that in every photo I've seen you've had barely pre-pubescent facial hair, more gut than brain, and some big, dopey, undeservedly-smug grin on your face.
I'm not going to argue that you're not likeable, I've liked you at times, but at others I don't.

Maybe I do have some issues with your positive outlook, it genuinely makes me believe that there is something missing in your head.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:57, Reply)

That's fair Nuff
I understand your points, I think the grin is more a "I don't really get what these people are saying, so I'm just sitting here with a smile and nod at the right times", which proves your point bout not much going on upstairs sometimes.

I know where my flaws are, and am the harshest judge on myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Fair enough Gonz
It's the real stuff like that that makes me like you sometimes.
I think you may have been righter than I first realised though, I do dislike you for those things, but only because they remind me of who I used to be
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:17, Reply)

ffs I can't believe you lot are turning an argument
into the single GAYEST hugfest I've ever seen on the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Haha!
I love you too, Bobby.

but I hate anyone who abbreviates like that, 'ffs' is as bad as 'omg' and 'lol' in my book, you sweaty horse vagina
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:29, Reply)

lmt spc on th pge

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:32, Reply)

If I ever see you
I'm going to stick my foot up your arse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Some gay people stick their willies in other people's bumholes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:29, Reply)

This really is the gayest thing I've ever read

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:36, Reply)

well...
2 pills, a lot of absinthe and a few stellas :)

Woop! I'm ready for Friday night...
( snee held his breath since, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:59, Reply)

getting my new bed set up
getting drunk
gonna break it in
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:00, Reply)

Hells yes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:10, Reply)

haha when I say "break it in"
I just mean break it, cause I'll be so drunk I'll just fall in and it will collapse lololol
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Hahahaha jump on it first so you can vomit on it too :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:22, Reply)

ya no....I'd rather puke on my dog than my bed

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Man, you fail at destruction. She'll only lick it all off anyway. Then come lick your face ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:55, Reply)

no wai!
if I broke my bed frame I'd just leave the mattress on the floor
I'm not about destruction
and really, puking on my dog would be tragic, she'd shake it off all over everything in my room
still, I'd rather clean it off everything else than my new bed
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Leave the plastic cover on, you'll be sorted if you piss yourself when drunk

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:21, Reply)

I say! Madam, I've never had this problem!
What sort of drunken floozey do you think I am?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:26, Reply)

ahem

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:32, Reply)

please, go on

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:49, Reply)

I totally
made alchemist robes today. From scratch. With no pattern. I RULE!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:16, Reply)

You're not my type
but it's nice to be asked.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:34, Reply)