I was opening TGB's car door one day
About to get in, when a bird flew by and shit INTO the car. I am still amazed how it got the angle so perfectly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

A bird shat into my shoe when I was a kid
I was running up the path, but stopped and leaned to close the gate.
It got its shit into the thin space between my foot and the inside of my trainer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

That is some serious sniper-like accuracy
BOOM! Headshit!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

did you piss off a crow once?
they have good memories, you know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I'd never piss off a crow

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

never love to
off on
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

that's some
specialised porn
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

OI!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)