Forget about him
It's not worth the violence!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Don't listen to these two ^^
Do what you like, make your mistakes now, because when your looks fade it's better to look back and think "Wow, I made some mistakes but had a laugh" than "Man, I wish I'd put it about a bit more".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Note
This is entirely based on personal experience.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Which one did you do?>

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I was cripplingly shy around girls
And can look back on the times when I missed opportunities with hot girls, opportunities I didn't see at the time but were blatantly obvious upon retrospect.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Awww, bless your little heart.
That is unfortunate. You should use your teenage years to have as much fun as physically possible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Wish I had
Being the token goth in a small town didn't help. I always ended up being the shoulder to cry on, rather than a sexehtiem prospect.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

The fun gland doesn't die when you turn 20!
Hmph.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Very true
As proven by the awesome day I had in a water park last week.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

yeah and I went on a bouncy castle last month.
so there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

We're so fucking hardcore

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I've not been on a bouncy castle since my brothers 25th
*sadface*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

let's get one for the next bash

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

That's twice you've insinuated I'm now haggard
You're going on the list. Not the good list where Ed Norton and Hugh Laurie hang out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Aww, can I get onto the other list?
I was talking about myself, not you and Roota!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

You'd have to kill one of five people
to get on the list. No wait, more than 5 people, I have backups.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Can you not make your list longer?
Also, could you let me know who these people are, before I start indiscriminately shanking people?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

It must be 5. I don't know why. Those are the rules.
Robert Downey Jnr, Ed Norton, Jared Leto, Hugh Laurie and Denzel Washington. First place backup is Johnny Depp.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Are these people you want to meet, or 'meet'?
I only ask because they're all dudes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

"meet"
They're my list of people I can leave Wiggy for.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Ah thought as much
Can you make a 3rd list then? One for people who you think are cool. I'll go on that one thanks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Wait a minute
You're saying that if I kill a bunch of famous guys, you'll leave Wiggy for me?! You're weird.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

are you willing to take the risk that I'm telling the truth?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Long as he takes out James Corden, Russell Brand, Chris Moyles and Mick Hucknall, he should be allowed anyone he desires
As he has made the world a better place
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Oh I'll gladly stabberise them

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

And Michael Winner.
I hate him, I hate him, I hate him
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I think you'd have to join an extremely long queue for him though

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

It would be like the end of a bad horror film
"OMG, you brutally stabbed a dozen famous men!"
"I did it so we could be together! Plus I like to consider it 'knife donation'"
"ZOMG get away from me you murderer!"
*blooded sadface*
*credits*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)