When I said it tastes ok
I drank it when I was a fresher and freshers are retarded.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 16:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Anything and black is surely repulsive?
And anything + cider + black must be even worse, no?

I have to say I am (blissfully) guessing, here...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

racist

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I like a cider every so often.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Even thinking of the word cider makes me want to be sick.
I will never, ever again in my life drink it. I couldn't drink vodka or longlife orange juice for a period of 10 years once.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Monty I was really looking forward to meeting you on Saturday
and was really disappointed you went cottaging instead
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I am most terribly sorry.
I would have loved to attend, but I'm afraid any offer of unsupervised child access (or any access at all) will take priority over anything. If I was asked to play guitar for Tractor one night , I would STILL pick babysitting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

We were actually debating if it counts
as babysitting when it's your own kid?
and I did eventually forgive you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

My ex says it doesn't count as babysitting,
but I have been unable to think of a better term. I am pleased to hear you've let me off. I did really want to be there.

EDIT and you are in the top few of my 'must meet' B3tans list*

*that doesn't actually exist
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

You're definitely on mine
Along with DJTP, Vipros, Roota and Al.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Al is terribly overrated.

( thealternativefact, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Al has terribly overeaten?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

this is not news

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I'm not looking forward
to explaining why Iron Maiden will have cancelled when I meet you Vipros
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Iron Maiden have cancelled you meeting Vipros?
The bounders!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I intend
to write a strongly worded letter of complaint. It may be written backwards
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I will not be impressed if that happens
I'm already mildly annoyed that 65daysofstatic clash with Alice Cooper. I want to see 65days, but want Alice Cooper to see my sign proclaiming to be a shit radio DJ.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 18:30, Reply)

you could
half and half it. Are 65daysofstatic not on the Saturn stage then? Thought they were for some reason
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 18:37, Reply)

That's pretty much exactly why I want to meet him
So I can see what he's actually like
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

He's a fat bender.
Actually in truth he just laughs all the time - but maybe that's just because I'M FUCKING HILARIOUS TO GO OUT WITH.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Likewise your good self.
The three others you've mentioned are all sterling people.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

it's not a list when I'm the only person on it
and it consists of my name written over and over all around your flat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

You do have some peculiar ideas, young man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I don't see any point in thinking the way most people do.
that's what got us in this predicament in the first place.

Also, I'm slightly delirious at the moment.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 18:31, Reply)