My mum held me in front of a snarling dog when I was a toddler
because I was wearing a padded ski-suit and she thought it would take longer to chew through than her clothes
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

good parenting skills there

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Oh, my!
Really? That is so much parenting fail!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

She maintains to this day that it makes sense
I said it proves she has no maternal instincts and she says "Well, no I don't really..."
She missed me when I moved to Sheffield though, and that is the truth.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

That is sweet
My mum always told us that she'd put us out of the house to live our lifes as soon as we were 18 and that she wouldn't want to know anymore about us. Now she can't stop asking me and my sister to come back home.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I have too many younger siblings
for this to be a worthwhile threat on my mother's part
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)