Well.
I think we all know that I have something of a yearning for the stage, darlings. And I'd like to direct films - I'm hopefully shooting my first short film later on this year... Anybody wanna be an actor?

Other than that, I always wanted to be a pilot.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:03, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You KNOW I wanna be an actress
But you don't create roles for faded starlets
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I think you'll find I did, actually.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

When?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

When I wrote the script.
That's the second time today that you've forgotten something I've told you before...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

She was too young.
Or do you mean the mum :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Neither.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Good on you
Got it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I wanted to be an actress
but I couldn't handle the uncertainty. I like food too much. I did omgdramaz at school and shit, but I didn't dare pursue it. I still can't believe how expensive it is trying to get into a drama school.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Ditto
But I think I was too hammy as a youth.
I reckon I might be able to act by now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I'd quite like to be an extra, it looks fun
like acting without any pressure of actually being good haha
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

My grandad did that for years
We kept seeing him in films that we didn't know he was in.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

haha that's win
I'd love to be surreptitiously turning up all over the place like Where's Wally.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

My Grandpa was like Where's Bluto

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I am a *deep breath* CLASSICALLY TRAINED AC-TOR.
But then, y'know, I finished drama school, and got a job to pay some bills, and six years later etc...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

A couple of fortyish Shakespearean actors bump into each other on Shaftesbury Avenue.
They carry themselves well, and project reasonably forcefully while the following exchange takes place.

"Dear boy, how are you?"

"Oh, dear boy, not so bad." (They all talk like that, just ask DiT.)

"What are you up to these days?"

"Oh, a touch of rep here and there, nothing much. Yourself?"

"Lear at the National."

"I say, really? Money any good?"

"No, but real bread and cheese in the third act!"
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I'd be shit at training
But I'd be good being just 'discovered' like that old scouse woman who just plays herself because she is an alky old slag.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

If I can be a bad guy or villian I'm in.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)