Alex james
Oh and wormulus' mum fucked sting. I'm sure he'd tell you if he was here.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:41, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

'I fucked Wormulus' mum', he'd say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

pesky Becky...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Jealous much?
Oh, in that trendy bar/club down Hardman Street, my mate got chatted up by Mr Cunningham from Hollyoaks. She declined, but he remained persistent.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

As in the dad Mr Cunningham, not Max?
We're always seeing Hollyoaks folks.

And yes, totally jealous of Becky. I met him in 1997 but we were both with our girlfriends. I bet he would have totally been up me otherwise ¬_¬
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Yes, the Dad, the slaphead
Oh of course Roota, he'd be crawlin' up your hosiery to get twixt your delicate lady-petals.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I had on lovely hosiery too
And a new top
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

They would have been laddered
From the unseemly display of carnal prowess that would surely have occurred.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I know yeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Ah well, what could have been, eh?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Becky said he wasn't all that anyway

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

That was with her
With you it'd have been different. You know that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Why didn't I realise this
Of COURSE!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

He later told us that was a lie.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Who, Sting did?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Wormo
He brought it up at dinner and his mum decided that he made it up to impress his friends at an early age.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Did it impress his friends?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

lets face it, he didn't have friends at school.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

So.
First he made up the Sting story - then he had to make up some friends to tell the story to.

Bless him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)