I've pissed on Noel Gallagher's shoe.
It was a suede Gucci loafer too.

/proud
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:49, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If I knew how to do strikethrough I would replace shoe with face

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

This is the best thing I've ever heard.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

He knew it was deliberate, too.
But as I am a full 2' taller than him he said nothing. Then my mate fell in the Virgin Records pond.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I whole heartedly approve.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

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only partially about correcting your spelling more about seeing if I can strikethrough a space
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

good lad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

::applauds::
I've always been a bit dubious of you Monty, but I think now that I may actually love you a little.
(berk, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I'd have oreferred it to have been Liam's shoe

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

So would I, but he wasn't there.
My brother and his crusty squatter mates once chased Liam Gallagher through Manchester town centre, shouting abuse and pelting him with empty Special Brew cans. He hid in a shop 'til they'd gone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

he stood in a toilet in Liverpool shaking people's hands for about an hour and wearing a John Lennon hat/badge combo
Shithouse
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)