I once told the Kooks to fuck off at Leeds Festival,
Hung out with Howard Marks and had him recount endless stories with a free bar (one of the highlights of my old job).
Shouted "Sister-fucker" at Jake from Hollyoaks when he was boffin' someone's sister
Partied with Municipal Waste and Send More Paramedics
Told John Major the sausages were good at a Texan hotel
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Jake from Hollyoaks Bert Monkeysex
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Oh yeah,
I went to Anne Diamonds house for a Halloween party and taught Ian Beale's son how to do an NSP on a Cadet GP.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)