Not a fan of breasts then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Alt Q:
When I lost my V plates. I was set upon by a crazed girl who wanted me to slap her in the face as we fucked, and then scratched the hell out of my back. Still, it meant that I didn't have to worry about coming too soon, but I did have to worry about being able to maintain sufficient rigidity while essentially being mauled.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)

This post explains so, so much about you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I know, right?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Would you like a hug?
I promise not to scratch you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Please
I could do with one.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Awwww
We should totally meet for a pint at the weekend and I'll give you a special hugaroo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Aww that'd be lovely
But the missus has a rare weekend off, so we're going to do something.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I'm like totally shocked you have once again ditched me for her
I am so shocked my mouth got so wide it swallowed my face
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

It's just immensely bad timing!
And I haven't ditched you, I'd already made plans with her. I promise we'll meet up one weekend soon for a drink. I'll even buy you lunch!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Lobster?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Sorry, I'm losing reception
Kssshhhh-oing under-sssh-bridge-sssshhhh beepbeepbeep.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I'm so slashing your tyres later

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

i like boobs but i like bums more

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

*waits for a Bumder alert*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)