Fleshlight
It's rubbish. I mean, it feels great and everything, just like an actual real live woman (so I'm told), but at the end of the day it's very difficult to feel good about your self when you're fucking a torch
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Is it one that makes your bell end glow?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Um...
I'm going to say yes, and make a mental note to research these things properly before pretending to know about them on the internet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

So that;s why you never talk about women

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I think you'll find that until I gave up protesting
a good portion of my posts contained some variation on the phrase "I can't be gay, I have a really hot girlfriend"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

A hot girlfriend who rejects your physical advances.
so you have to resort to a rubber twat.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

twat man's arse
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Darth Foxtrot - The buttress of hetrosexuality.

(Cave Duck, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

This post contains more strikethrough opportunities than any other, ever.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)