I don't quite know how I do it,
Otherwise I would explain it. Like this new lad I'm interested in, danger boy. I started off by alternately paying more attention to him than his mates, then none, pulled a couple of randomers in front of him. The next time I saw him I made sure I was sat next to him on the sofa then purposely fell asleep leaning on his shoulder. And on saturday, all I had to do was sit on his knee a couple of times "because all the other chairs are wet, can I sit on you?" And bam! I was sharing a bed with him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

A candid insight into the female mind
Thanks!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Erm, an insight into my mind is not an insight into the mind of the general female population.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I shall take it as global anyway
Meaning you're all tricksy, devious harlots.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)