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That guy who plays Sherlockis not necessarily good looking, but as soon as he starts being a sociopath, I'm all like *swoon*. This is unnerving.
What personality defect are you attracted to?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:37,
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Obtusely Curved Dicks?Orgasm Controlling Dwarves?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:45,
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I'llintroduce you to my brother, who is currently shouting at the stairs whilst hoovering them.
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I read that as"shouting at the stars while hoovering them" I wondered how you hoover the stars
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:50,
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Well our stairsare made out of old forgotten game show hosts like Dominik Diamond and Roy Walker. I guess at a push you could call them stars if you wanted to.
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He's ace nowI've stopped winding him up and so far we've got on blindingly. We even shared a few joints last night, that's a big step forward for us I can tell you. He knows I'm utterly skint so he lent me money to buy tabs and a magazine. He's learning.
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AyeShe's fat as well now. I don't know why he's with her, I'm saying this through gritted teeth but he's a good looking chap and could do much better. She does my swede in.
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which guy? I'm sure there've been a few...also, John Malkovich in Mary Reilly....fucking phwoar
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:43,
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the new one on BBC you won't have watched if you are in the USimg.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/25/article-1280085814138-0A88F0AF000005DC-125996_636x300.jpg
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:44,
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oicdamn being american and missing all the cool shit
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:46,
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since when was this a character flaw?And yeah, what she says
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:59,
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I thought you were talking about Downey Junior thenI was all like WHUT?!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:44,
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Yeah, this.Being attracted to RDJr is perfectly natural and should not unnerve anyone.
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even as a bloke it's easy to see why a ladywoman would be attracted to himhe is after all a billionaire-playboy-superhero-detective
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:57,
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man, if he's socially inept on top of thatI'm taking up stalking
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:01,
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and an ex-crack addictwe love the danger
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:10,
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avoid habitual liars, thoughthe ex was (probably still is) one. It sucks
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:15,
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Oh, I cannot stand pathological liars.I've had far too many (female) friends that have lied through their teeth about absolutely everything.
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If you're not close to themit's pretty funny watching the lies. My sister had a close friend who lied about everything, I used to love provoking her.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:31,
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that is fungetting them to weave a web and then laughing when they get tangled in it.
Either I've not met a liar smarter than me, or they were just loads smarter.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:33,
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They don't have to be clevererjust more cunning.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:36,
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I'm as cunning as a fox who has just been appointed professor of cunning at oxford universitythat's how my smarts manifest themselves. Not ultimately that useful in this day and age.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:42,
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well at least they can't hunt you now(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:45,
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Unless you follow a career as a 19th century mudlarkI'm afraid you're fucked.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:47,
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half-cocked jack?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:49,
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*agrees*Not really a defect but I'm really attracted to extreme intellect. Which is a shame because I know I could never be a suitable match for this type, as I'd bore them with my low IQ after a short while.
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:46,
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you just need to find someone who enjoys being patronisingif chompy looked more manly and had achieved better than a 2:2 I'd suggest you hook up with him
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:50,
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haso if Chompy was nothing like he is now you should get with him
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:10,
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no, she likes being patronised(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:19,
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oh I missed that bitbelm, accidentally complimented the dullard
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:31,
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You shouldn't be short of interest in your line of work then.(
girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:49,
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do you actually mean arrogance?which I take to mean as not really having anything to back it up, or just loads of confidence?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:51,
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oh yeah it has to be back-up-ableNo bullshit!
And yes bgb, particularly the barristering lot...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:52,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:54,
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good thanks :-)how are you?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:58,
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psstshow 'er yer wad
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:09,
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I haven't got a chance with someone so high-flyingand anyway, her heart belongs to gonz.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:10,
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i don't have a heartSuper ice queen, that's me...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:21,
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no Rach, stay away from the barristerssurely you know better than that by now!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:11,
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:50,
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NecrophiliacCos then I can lie there, not do anything, and when she's finished I don't have to talk to her.
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I likesomeone to take the piss out of me. Someone who can be out of order. Considering I do it to absolutely everyone I meet I like to know someones willing to have a go at me as well.
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The one that causes otherwise sensible women to sometimes go out with porky wasters.(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)
i see you've not made a play for the guywho wants a nercrophiliac. You're getting picky
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:58,
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Although I'm now dead inside, I don't think that will be enough for him.(
girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:59,
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People who torment me, take the piss out of me and are generally quite mean to me in a nice sort of way.Bad boys. And a wee bit of arrogance.
The puppy is far too nice too me and for me and I think I'm going to have to gently get rid of him.
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You're similar to my missus thenBut half the time she can't take as good as she gives.
Wait, that sounds dirty. No, I'm happy with that.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:59,
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Sometimes I can give as good as I get,But mostly I just enjoy taking it, and going along with it.
This also sounds pretty dirty. Meh, I'm not fussed.
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Ah, the lady never backs downShe's a terribly sore loser, and an ungracious winner :p
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:03,
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If I score one over herShe'll sigh and act unimpressed.
If she gets one over me, it's all "YOOORRR!! IN YOUR FACE! C'Mon, that was good!"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:08,
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I'm not really sure, I kindda like all the things I like in people I'm attracted too, none of them I would say are bad things.Only thing I can't stand is really dizzy girls, the kind who laugh at everything because they're to thick to work out what is funny or not. Or gammer-model types, don't really like them. Or girls with no real life experiances.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:58,
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I don't have that many life experiencesbut I have lots of half baked plans and ideas so I think we'd get along well.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:13,
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You got enough, from what I gather, and you deffo got enough going on upstairs. They don't have to mean bad things.I think I'm more talking about the kind of girl who's only worked work-experiance at school, went straight into collage and uni 'cus it was "the thing to do", then gets married and becomes a house-mum, but only when it doesn't interfere with her getting her hair or nails done or sex-in-the-city-coffee/cocktail time. and would fall appart completely after a week on her own.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:18,
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there's a girl at work who is exactly like thatshe suffers from Daddy's Little Princess syndrome.
I do have lots of things going on upstairs, unfortunately that means they often bump into each other. Derp.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:22,
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Heh, ditto. Sometimes they come out right though.I'm not sure what's worst, Daddy's Little Princess Syndrome, or Jewish Princess Syndrome.
I got a cousin who's 25 now, saw him at the weekend, and he got his mum to make up his plate of food from the buffet; got a watch for his birthday next month, last month, and is now asking mummy to take on his phone contract so he can go from Blackberry to iPhone (for his birthday). Plus she cooks'n'cleans and all that, he's on his 10th power-car, which granted he pays for himself, but he doesn't pay House Keeping at all.
He's a really good bloke, it's just that I reckon that's quite "=/". His Dad hates that, which is why I think he does it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:34,
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apparently the one where you think you do know wrongno matter what
is there a name for that? I'm not sure.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:58,
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That reads suspiciously likemy ex-husband's personality
*worries*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:16,
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The more I think about itthe more the divorce was an escape just in time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:30,
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Addictions to extreme sports(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:05,
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Is this your way of getting chompy to ease off?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:08,
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Haha that hadn't occured to me.I mean, I love the thrill of the chase. I love to take a guy who isn't that interested and make him like me. And I usually get what I want, so I have a very high success rate.
Of course, once he really likes me, I don't have to put any effort in and it isn't fun any more, and I get bored and move on.
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I've been guilty of feeling like thatLoving the thrill of the chase.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:12,
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blimeyI wouldn't know where to start
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:13,
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I only ever chased someone once and that ended badly.I'm not doing that again.
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:16,
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I don't so much chaseas moon ineffectually after them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:17,
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umm, noI think that would just make it worse. Although perhaps it's paleness would blind them so I could take advantage while they were disabled
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:22,
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*likes**doesn't like*
*confused*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:32,
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don't worryJeff will lift the restraining order eventually
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:23,
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I don't quite know how I do it,Otherwise I would explain it. Like this new lad I'm interested in, danger boy. I started off by alternately paying more attention to him than his mates, then none, pulled a couple of randomers in front of him. The next time I saw him I made sure I was sat next to him on the sofa then purposely fell asleep leaning on his shoulder. And on saturday, all I had to do was sit on his knee a couple of times "because all the other chairs are wet, can I sit on you?" And bam! I was sharing a bed with him.
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A candid insight into the female mindThanks!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:26,
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Erm, an insight into my mind is not an insight into the mind of the general female population.(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I shall take it as global anywayMeaning you're all tricksy, devious harlots.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:33,
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That's because you're attractive and you love the challenge.(
girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:09,
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Not attractive, just confident, flirtatious and a master of the game.(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
*bows down to the master*Break someone's heart for me.
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:18,
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I might be doing just that in the next week or so.I'm not going to enjoy this one though. :(
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I don't care.Tear his heart from his chest and have a good trample on it and say this one's for Blousie.
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:27,
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I'll do my best.Even if I feel awful about it after. In the words of my flatmate: "He's not a manslut. You need a manslut"
I then showed her a picture of danger boy, the new one. And she said "I'm surprised you didn't jizz your pants"
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but he makes it sounds nastywhen it was actually lighthearted.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:35,
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I know it was.I knew you wouldn't be nasty to me. Unlike some people.
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if you look at the post of Applebite's you'll see that the joke didn't need explaining.And that you're mean.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:56,
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I didn't understand that because I'm so very stupidit should have been explained to me like you just did.
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my last two girlfriends were vegetarian artists.never again! batshit mental both of them, the last one binned me when I promised I would try being veggie then came back drunk after football with a meatfeast pizza.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:10,
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everyone assumes I'm a veggieI'm not, I'm just a *little* bit hippy. I still eat tasty animals
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:12,
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favourite tasty animal?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:14,
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When my mum met my vegetarian ex for the first time,She was making dinner for him, and so one of the first things she said to him was
"Why do you have to have an eating disorder? Why can't you eat normally like everyone else?"
I love my mum
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that is excellent(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:23,
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seriously veggies smelland how can you not like the combination of dough, tomato, cheese, and lots of meat? plus she liked house music too. It was never gonna last.
EDIT - Am now resisting texting her as I love redheads.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:13,
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I like them to not be as intelligent as I (think I) amBy intelligence, I simply mean I can beat them in quizzes
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:10,
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see they need to be at least as intelligent as me if not more soas I get sick of being the only one who gets something and having to explain it. Films, tv, books, music whatever JUST STOP ASKING ME BLOODY QUESTIONS!!!!!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:18,
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I can't deal with itI once was with one lass (nothing official, just a bit of fun), but she was massively more intelligent than me, bit scary. Cracking girl, cracking tits, scarily clever :-(
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:24,
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did you feel less of a man?one of my female friends is superbrainy, sharp as hell and whenever I'm with her she makes me feel comparable to Wurzel Gummidge.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:28,
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A bitIt wasn't intentional, and I never told her, because I don't think she'd like it. Don't get me wrong, in a standard pub quiz, I'd probably beat her. Exams or anything like that, she'd fecking trounce me. (And did, that's why she's now at a damn good uni)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:53,
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I've had to do this all my life with my momit's probably given me some sort of "I'm smarter than you" attitude
although, I'm definitely not
I just like explaining things because it makes me feel smart.
Even though I'm not.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:37,
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So, did you need to explain that or were you just being all superior?(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
:(I'm definitely not superior. I'm not even smart.
Explaining things to my mum doesn't make me smart, it makes me feel smart cause she says "you're so smart, kristine" and oh nevermind :(
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:08,
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I have an extreme dislike for people that won't pronounce words correctly.perfect example: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post801100#post801116
it's not about being smart, it's common knowledge
how is it possible to go through thirteen years of school and not pronounce "ask" correctly? ffs *grumbles*
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:32,
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Generally speaking personality defects don't really win with me.Reason being, my own personality defects are many and varied. I'm stubborn, take the piss as a means of showing affection, kind of old-fashioned and a touch on the arrogant side of confident. I don't usualy mean anything by it, but if a girl's got her own hang-ups, particularly if she's the sensitive sort, I tend to make them run for the hills.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:12,
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This is exactly what I like.And it works nicely for me as well since I never take anything seriously.
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hello, are you me?although, actually my piss-taking has been reduced dramatically.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:17,
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I think it's a pretty common threadamongst a certain type of man. Do you also drink proper beer and disdain male moisturisers?
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Kroney, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:20,
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Apart from the slight arrogant sideYou're me.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:19,
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I've been wracking my brainsand I actually can't think of a personality trait that any of my exes or my mrs have in common.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:23,
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it's only coincidence that the last two have been blessed with very generous pairs of personalities(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:29,
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I look for a nice bum before boobsthat is the truth, not idle pandering
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:40,
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I'll have to start backing into rooms then(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:55,
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I don't see what that will achieve as, up till now at leastI've not been in any rooms that you have entered.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:59,
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SameThe only trait they do share is occasionally being hysterical, but I guess that's a female thing. Probably linked to their periods. Gross.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:25,
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You can usually calm them downby presenting them with a nice knitting pattern.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:26,
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Or a new roasting tin(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:28,
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I've never been hysterical in my life.Not even when they cancelled Firefly.
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:28,
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blimeythat's some level-headedness!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:31,
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you are stronger than me, then(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:31,
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You have achieved some serious Zen Master skills thereWithin 5 minutes of hearing the news, I'd mopped up my tears and was fashioning a spear out whatever I had lying around.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:34,
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in a way I was fortunate because I stumbled across it long after it'd been cancelledand thus already knew when I started watching.
I was still angry
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:36,
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Wiggy bought the box set for me for Christmasand said "enjoy it, it's the only one"
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:37,
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booomy current favourite series has been cancelled after two seasons. I'm not best pleased, but at least I have the 11 books it was based on to fall back on.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:39,
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Legend of the Seekerit's a bit cheesy, but entertaining enough, and I have an obsession with the leading lady.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:41,
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I keep meaning to have a gander at that.If you can offer a winning recommendation, I might get round to it sooner.
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it has some really hot women in it, in stylish fantasy style dresses (or red leather catsuits with buckles and stuff)and you will love the main guy, he's kind of fresh and youthful looking, but is also muscly as fuck.
The fight scenes are very well done for a tv series and there are a lot of them.
The story is pretty good too.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:45,
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The BibleThe second season, based off the New Testament, was shit compared to the first. You can tell they were pandering to the Fox execs.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:42,
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haha!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:42,
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I got into it lateMy friends told me about it, but neglected to tell me it'd finished.
"That was cool, is the next season out?"
"It's been cancelled"
*sound of shattering glass*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:39,
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Thank you.You wouldn't even be able to tell when I'm having a panic attack, such is my skill.
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:42,
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It's no coincidence thathysteria and hysterectomy have the same root.
Apparently (according to the Victorians I believe) only women can suffer from hysteria.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:33,
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yeah, but they called anything they didn't likeabout a woman's personality 'hysteria' including not wanting kids, or being a bit cross about being wife-beaten
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:38,
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YepGotta love the Victorians.
Although one of the 'treatments' for hysteria was a vibrator that the doctor would use on his patients. Must have been better than being locked up for the rest of their days.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:48,
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"This woman is hystericalshe needs a good shagging!"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:51,
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but you don't get hystericalbecause you get some often enough
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:02,
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Yeah', and the cure for it was a good hard cock up the cunt, or a (and hence the invention of) a motorised one.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:51,
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Probably islinked to an primal anxiety caused by the increased likelihood of bear attacks.
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A distinct lack of taste in men?(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:25,
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laugh it upI'm not the single one :-P
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:29,
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Oh dear. Do you want a list?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:28,
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doesn't the question mark imply that anyway?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:30,
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Actually no, it doesn't.The question asks one to name a single specific defect.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:33,
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you knew what I meant. Is pedantry on your list?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:38,
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being correct isn't a defect(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:39,
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Yes, along with biting sarcasm and aloofness.Advanced snobbery is a plus, too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:39,
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so why aren't you and TGB hooked up?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:41,
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I would like you two on my pub quiz team(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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Clue: You are talking to MONTY(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:39,
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so why aren't you and Monty hooked up?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:40,
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Because he has developed a hatred of women(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:41,
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your point being?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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It's more of a morbid fear and suspicion.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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just remembering that voice makes me want to take you home(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:53,
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that depends on how the night progresses(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:06,
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if she plays her cards righthe may even dump her ravaged and spunk-stain corpse in the canal
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:08,
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that'd be a wastethere's some good eating on TGB, especially around the chest
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:34,
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I've left my boobs to Lusty and Clendrix if I die(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:42,
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Fineif you don't want to be with me Monty just say *sniffs*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:10,
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FUCKING GOOD QUESTION.I DEMAND ANSWERS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:42,
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good matchmaking skills, there, vipros(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:42,
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Remember, the question is personality defects you are attracted to...not "What personality defects have reared their ugly heads when it's too late to run away?"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:30,
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Yes because it will involve the correct use of a semi colon(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:35,
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and Jack the Lad typesAlpha males.
But I think that's pretty much uniform among women - sourcing good genes for babies and all that.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:36,
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and yet you settled for PJM and his flouncing(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:39,
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and his MASSIVE COCK(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:40,
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YES!I made an exception in his case.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:49,
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Transvestitism.I do like a guy who can carry himself in a dress.
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:40,
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ooh ohh do you find Eddie Izzard hot then?Lab does as well
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:41,
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Wait what?Did you have a dream conversation with me again?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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Well you were asleep and crying outEddie! Eddie! I love you Eddie!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:52,
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I was dreaming about the adorable dog from Frasier.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:54,
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I love the Izzard.*waits for Monty to sigh and facepalm*
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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Agnostic needs to post his girlie pic again!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:44,
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I like this in fantasy. The idea of a dude with tits.Not sure I could fuck a tranny tho.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:53,
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You are Charlie Sheen at the end of "Ferris Buellers Day Off"and I claim my long boring anecdote about the time you an Jezz were off your face in Prague and a midget asked if you wanted to see the worlds largest bong...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:55,
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I'm perceptive mea bit like that bloke off "The Mentalist" except less of a cunt and without the blond curly hair and stupid suit/waistcoat combo.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:03,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:07,
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Just call me "Stabby McStab"49 times. Not 50, that would be crazy.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:16,
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there's nothing stupid about suits and waistcoats(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:08,
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HAThe fact you said they're not makes them even stupider
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:09,
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I went through a waistcoat phasebut that was because I was a media student (in the early 90s) and hung out with the film studies kids
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:09,
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while I have worn one without a suitI'm mainly a proponent of wearing them with a suit
like so
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/dscf1703.jpg
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:17,
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That does look smartbut the mentalist doesn't wear a tie and his suit/waistcoat combo is blue...IT'S ALL WRONG
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:22,
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it does look stupid without the tie, you are rightI'd forgotten that.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:25,
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I don't like waistcoatsThey tend to be worn by Terry Pratchett types.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:16,
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what is smug about wearing a three piece suit?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:21,
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If I were the petty small minded type that enjoys a good baitI would add waistcoats to my "Things wot wind Vippers up" list
so that's "Exeter is shit", "Waistcoats are rubbish", "Camping is cold and uncomfortable"...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:27,
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DAMN YOU!*shakes fist*
I wouldn't say I'm wound up though. I get curious when people have opinions that are just wrong.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:32,
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Wrong opinions like"Having a beard makes me look awesome and not at all like a tramp"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:43,
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it's hobo chic(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:48,
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