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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I once pulled my car over to see if I could help a run over cat
It was already dead, but a woman drove past and I saw her mouth "You bastard!" at me.
It wasnt me! It was the one armed man...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:12,
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16 years ago)
I stopped the traffic to save a comedy scouser wig once
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:13,
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Was it attached to a comedy scouser?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:14,
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No
I thought it was a curly cat
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:15,
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Do all the moggies have perms in Liverpool?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:17,
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Nope
they have flick-knives
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:18,
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you are ace
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:17,
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I'm retarded is what I am
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:18,
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Did you put it on, turn to the irate motorists you stopped and say;
"Calm down, calm down" like wot Harry Enfield used to do?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:18,
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I was almost in tears!!
This poor permed cat, cut down in its prime, and now they're about to drive over it for good measure. I wasn't going to have that.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:19,
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