Nothing thanks
Recent technological advancements here in Norwich have made fire and the wheel readily available for those of us with opposable thumbs. That'll keep us going for the next couple of centuries
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:23, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

have you got crunchy nut cornflakes yet? trust me you should look out for those when they come out.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

*voms*
no ta
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Simple minds
I was expecting more from you sir. Maybe some shoes that always make you dance nice and smoothly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Alrighty then,
I'd like a teleporter that magically makes both of us appear in a hotel room which includes a massive double bed kitted out with some nice non-chafing restraints and a complimentary bottle of Dom Perignon '73 on ice, the room itself being conveniently located in a pocket in the fabric of the space-time continuum so that once we've had LOADS OF MASSIVE SEX we reappear wherever we were prior to being teleported, about half a second later so no-one even knows we were gone.

Better?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Will we remember the experience
Or will it be like a paradoxical parallel posible universe that really never happened?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

It's my fucking teleporter
I'll remember things perfectly, and you'll remember things being rather better than they actually turned out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

that's ok, then
But I want to be able to lie, because I can't, I'm rubbish at it, and I'll feel guilty looking at Mark and everything will be wrong. So you need a device for that too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

if you have that much of a window I'm sure you can fit in MASSIVE DRUGS too.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I want Aberracion to be up for it
Massive drugs are a given

Just not the fun kind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I don't do drugs
Only a bit of alcohol, but not much. I'm a good girl... I can dress up for you, though, if you fancy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

are you still using bartering there or has money been introduced now?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Depends what you mean by money
If you mean livestock then yeah, sure
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)