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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Simple mindsI was expecting more from you sir. Maybe some shoes that always make you dance nice and smoothly.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Alrighty then,I'd like a teleporter that magically makes both of us appear in a hotel room which includes a massive double bed kitted out with some nice non-chafing restraints and a complimentary bottle of Dom Perignon '73 on ice, the room itself being conveniently located in a pocket in the fabric of the space-time continuum so that once we've had LOADS OF MASSIVE SEX we reappear wherever we were prior to being teleported, about half a second later so no-one even knows we were gone.
Better?
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Will we remember the experienceOr will it be like a paradoxical parallel posible universe that really never happened?
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)
It's my fucking teleporterI'll remember things perfectly, and you'll remember things being rather better than they actually turned out
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)
that's ok, thenBut I want to be able to lie, because I can't, I'm rubbish at it, and I'll feel guilty looking at Mark and everything will be wrong. So you need a device for that too.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
if you have that much of a window I'm sure you can fit in MASSIVE DRUGS too.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:35,
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I want Aberracion to be up for itMassive drugs are a given
Just not the fun kind
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)
I don't do drugsOnly a bit of alcohol, but not much. I'm a good girl... I can dress up for you, though, if you fancy.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
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