And Chompy would use spreadsheets
To work out the precise co-ordinates and timing of when to teleport to be inside a woman, which is totally not rape, he'll have you know.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He would get right in like Flynn before laws were changed to accommodate developments in teleportation

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

"Dear Diary"
"Today was good, I tele-violated over six hundred women, all before lunch! One minor miscalculation at the zoo caused me some alarm, but it wasn't all that unwelcome now I come to think about it. Maybe I'll go back there tomorrow."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Was it a white rhino?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Ha!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Thus proving my point no one does mental arithmetic anymore

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I can't do mental arithmetic
I am disabled
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Chompy would be too scared of accidentally 'porting into Bert

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)