I'm not taking you out for dinner first so stop hinting
It's JUST SEX
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

much as I'm sure we are all enjoying your borderline cybersex
it doesn't make for particularly interesting reading.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Jealousy does not become you, my friend
You must know that line. It's from 300. Lots of muscular, bearded men. Now shoot off to the bogs, have a dangerwank and feel free to rejoin the conversation once you've flogged the dolphin
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

yeah, jealous
and aroused.

not bored and slightly disgusted. not at all.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I love being right
*smugs*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I can't work out whether you are being serious here
and hence really dumb
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Fucks sakes
Would I ever, realistically, employ smugness in an argument with you of all people, for anything other than comic effect?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

that doesn't make much sense
because you see someone as having a characteristic that means you can't have it yourself, or if you do, can't show it to them in seriousness?

I didn't think you actually thought I was jealous and aroused....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I meant more specifically in relation to me
Regardless of your opinion regarding the lifestyle choice on which we differ (colossal gayness), the principle area in which we're most opposite is self-confidence. Smugness is not something I do convincingly, or indeed, ever. That was meant to be the point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

despite having worked at it
I'm not quite as confident as I make out. To a certain extent acting that way makes it happen though.

I'm not particularly smug, just happy and content for the most part, and proud of the things I can do well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I absolutely concur with the first statement
but sadly the second has yet to become apparent for me. People are generally disbelieving when I claim to have piss-poor self-esteem. Based on your second paragraph we theoretically are similar in this respect also. Perhaps you're just better at it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Oh, c'mon
You've have a teletransporter that can take you anywhere and anytime in universe, and you're not inviting me for tea first?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I'm skint. Teleporters are fucking expensive
You're right though, this is no way to treat a lady. Maybe I should use my new technology on someone a little less high-maintenance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Or you could rob a bank
Or well, I'll pay for the dinner, then. But you own me one.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

owe**

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Ay! It's so hard!
Thanks :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Define "one"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Anytime :)

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)