Me neither
Mind you, I wanked an awful lot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There is that factor
If you've wanked yourself dry before falling asleep, then there's less chance of automatic jizzing during dormancy.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I'd always wake up just before I got to the good bit in the dream
thus saving me from cleaning up nocturnal emissions
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

And allowing you to drink the tea your mum brought without it going cold.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I was lecturing on laser physics a while back
and had to explain the terms 'spontaneous emission' and 'stimulated emission', as encountered in that subject. It was on the tip of my tongue to say that they were analogous to a wet dream and a wank, but I thought I may have been disciplined had I said that!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)