Really?
Ok, well it started as they all do, a bit of internet banter, some mild flirting etc. The flirting got a bit stronger, but not bad by b3ta standards at all.

They met each other at a Cornwall bash earlier this year, and since then they've been at each other's throats. I wasn't there, so I'm not sure what happened, but I've been reliably informed that TGB got rather drunk and was all over Vipros. Vipros, by all accounts, politely fended her off, and TGB burst out crying. Some friends tried to see if she was ok, but she started drunkenly lashing out at everyone.
If that's not bad enough, TGB then starts writing on Vipros' FB wall that he felt her up, obviously trying to get him in trouble with his fiance.

There were some hefty fallout posts on here the week after the bash (think they've been deleted now, but I'll see if any survive). It was a bit divisive at first, some people tried to look after TGB, but you could tell they felt like they were obliged to, and that they felt sorry for Vipros.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:01, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

^ Good summarising here ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Oooh, who's bitter that he didn't get to come to Cornwall, hmm?
If you sucked less you'd have been invited.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I was invited, just couldn't make it
Quite glad now, considering what happened.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

it's a shame
it was a great laugh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Couldn't make it as I refused to drive you
and your car is too shit to make it all the way to Cornwall
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Thank you very much
this has cleared things up.

TGB if you ever need felt up then I can do it. If you ever need a good old fashioned raping then I know someone else really good at that too..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I am so coming to the next bash!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

If you fancy a no-strings roll in the hay
TGB drinks Strongbow.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I've said it before and I'll say it again
I'm not a raper!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

You cannot rape
That which you cannot fill.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I'm pretty easy

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

so Strongbow is it?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

ooo, you filthy liar
we were totally at each other's throats before the bash as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Yeah, but that was banter
With a deeply sexual undertone. Now it's just hatred.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I don't take rejection well

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Don't we know it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

*cries*
no one loves me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)

how can anyone not love that voice?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Lab is deaf
After I stabbed him in the ear with a chopstick
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)

not
voice face
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

When I get my gravel of justice you will pay for that

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

are you going to tarmac him to death?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Aw man, I'm so looking forward to having a go on your gravel.
It's going to be AWESOME.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Kaol is going to get so angry
I may actually laugh myself to death
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

if it won't upset you too much
I might have to come and see you so I can laugh at Kaol getting crazy angry
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Our join mocking of Kaol
over rules our hate
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

that can be said of anyone
I think we may have stumbled upon a route to world peace
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

have you bought one off ebay?
if so, then you are fucking awesome to the max
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

It is a plastic one though as
I don't think drunken b3tans and heavy bits of wood go together.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

surprisingly sensible

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)