my last texts, sent and received, were awesome
can't remember exactly what they were as my phone is upstairs but they were between myself and beckyjsbx. Yeah, we're like best friends IRL and everything.
( djtrialprice, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha, I gives good advice on moving like DON'T EVER MOVE VIA PUBLIC TRANSPORT, IT'S A CUNT etc...
second bus back tonight was great though, the driver had a rocket up his arse and drove accordingly unlike the way there :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:28, Reply)

I have lots of bins bags and boxes :)
I have no inclination to fill them :(
( djtrialprice, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Shame on you. Think of how good your new place will look when it's filled with stuff that you want and need instead of being an empty husk, crying out for an owner...

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Mine were with beckyjessabix as well
Let's adopt her
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)

I don't know
She's a bit too growly. Possibly damaged goods, needs a few slaps to keep her in order I'll warrant.
( djtrialprice, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)

She'll slap you back

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:36, Reply)

:D

( djtrialprice, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:39, Reply)

She'll more than slap the cheeky fucker next time she sees him
Besides, I've already decided I want Chickenlady and PJM to be my adoptive parents. They're aces!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:42, Reply)

Well fine then
Don't come running to me when they're killed in a freak yachting accident
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:45, Reply)

You can't say that. That's like my mum and dad you're talking about there.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Yeah well
I'll turn up in a mink coat with a cigarette holder and drag you off to my attic with no toys.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Can I bring toys with me?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:55, Reply)

No
You and that moggy will have to play pat-a-cake
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)

I aint coming then. No dice ladyface.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:59, Reply)

I'm starting to hate myself.
Let's be nice again.
Night night!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Haha, no worries love, night xx

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 23:05, Reply)