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Me and my mate came out of Greggs, sausage roll each in tow. Graeme took too many little plastic sachets of Heinz Tomato Sauce. Not the standard "rip" sachets, but the twisty packet type things that Heinz do...

We were headed down town for a small bit of shopping and a "small" amount of drinking. So Graeme asks "Would you like some sauce?"

"No thanks" I replied
"Aw go on"
"Nah you're alright" but it was too late. Graeme had already twisted the seal and was directing the hole at my sausage roll.

BUT YOU DIDN'T HIT THE SAUSAGE ROLL DID YOU GRAEME.

He sprayed ketchup all over me. I didn't even want the sauce!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 8:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Dreadful
In my book that entitles you to shit in his pint.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)